Deep concerns on some of the Prime Minister’s decisions

I must share some deep and serious reflections with you. Our Honourable Prime Minister has it all wrong. He has made so many mistakes that I am sure will lead to his downfall.

He should have seen the light and appointed the following people to the below positions. Had he done that we would be living in paradise as opposed to this hellish Island of ours.

Chief of Staff – Daphne Caruana Galizia

Deputy Leader of the PL – Daphne Caruana Galizia

Commissioner of Police – Daphne Caruana Galizia

Court of Auditors at the EU – Daphne Caruana Galizia

Well, well and truly, our Honourable Prime Minister should have appointed the good Lady to all the positions that were open and even to some that were not. With her in the driving seat, we would be living in a much better place since she knows what’s best, she knows it all, she does everything properly and she is way beyond reproach.

Just think, our Government would have no problems at all. Is that not a great solution? I wonder why our PM has not thought of it yet.

Just imagine the kudos our Country would have with our foreign neighbors. Imagine what reforms would have been driven through. Our Parliament would conduct its proceedings in English, and the population would receive “anti-hammalli” training free of charge at mandatory evening classes.

Our wives and daughters would receive free beauty treatments so that they may look more comely. Our boys will get classes in etiquette so that they do not misbehave when out drinking.

I trust that when the Honourable Prime Minister reads this, he will ask a good psychiatrist to come visiting me and perhaps have one of those lovely white canvas jackets in his bag…. But hey, wouldn’t it be a much more peaceful world? I mean bugger the economy and all that, what counts is not being a Hammallu and being always right

The above is a guest post by Pluto.